Notify me of new posts via email. Skip to content Foxy Writer Chick. And for those who find my last statement offensive: …I find this offensive… Tell that to the generations who preceded us and for whom the struggle to stay vertical and breathing was real.
Keep smiling, friends! Please pass this post along if you enjoyed it. Like this: Like Loading The Apple Picker. The Broken Girls. Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email Address never made public. Follow Following. You claim to be a fashionista in the hipster domain, combining the dirtiest, smelliest and tackiest clothes ever known to man to make one ultimate douche outfit.
You look like you fell out of a dumpster or stole a homeless man's clothes. Even if a film is critically acclaimed, if it's in the main stream box office you'll say you have no time for it and head straight for the documentary section of the video shop. You are a vegan whenever you're out in public or with your friends.
But behind closed doors, you're the world's biggest carnivore, slash hypocrite. Manly haircuts, awful dress sense, no pride in her appearance and hair legs. She has to be a hipster and have as condescending and judgmental an attitude as you do. These are ALL qualities that you look for in a girl. Think of Pamela Anderson in Baywatch. Someone who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down.
You don't realise it now, but a couple years down the line you'll look back at your life, weeping uncontrollably into a pint, wondering where it all went wrong. If you want to get involved in the world of tech, why not apply for the Vodafone Graduate Programme? Applications are open for September and more information can be found here.
Not to worry, this quiz isn't legally binding, you can still get involved in the world of tech. Toggle navigation. Life By Ian Smith. Here are the 25 worst things about being a modern-day hipster.
You only hate mainstream music because it's played on the radio. You excessively judge people. You judge everyone you see who ISN'T a hipster, just because they're not one of your kind. What is the name of the the company founded by Norman Osborn in Spiderman? What is the name of the company that develops replicants in Blade Runner? What company develops the Skynet AI system in the Terminator franchise?
USR are company in I, Robot that create the robots which serve humanity. What does USR stand for? Bruce Wayne, or Batman, runs a green conglomerate that goes by what name?
This company procures the screams and subsequently laughter of children to create energy for an entire city. A novel idea, but what is the name of the company? Listen, we won't say anything if you don't You have It is important to remember that being a hipster is not for everyone.
For one, non-prescription thick-rimmed glasses allow one to look into their pocket mirror and remember the hipster revolutionaries, like Buddy Holly and Elvis Costello. With the resurgence of confidence, one may prevent a cool draft to their neck and cleavage area by sporting an unintended or is it? Worn by Yasser Arafat, the late former leader of the Palestinian Liberation Organization, the keffiyeh is a symbol of Palestinian struggles against Israeli oppression. Or perhaps it signifies that you, too, are the fashion bastard child of St.
Shifting from art to television, one must become familiar with popular seventies and eighties pop-culture and sitcoms if, as a hipster, you believe in television at all, given that many hipsters avoid TV altogether.
It is important to withhold such valuable knowledge as hipsters, despite knowing so much about nothing, tend to spend more time reading or knitting their own clothes than watching television. Yet, musical tastes are the crayons of neon yellow and puke green that color in the substance of any hipster. If a band is well known, then one must refuse to listen to it and may bash the band for growing soft and mainstream. Popular hipster bands tend to have obscure names and will generally be unheard of forever.
Every once in a blue moon will a hipster band go mainstream. With the look and ideology set, it is important to have the mannerisms down.
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